Maintaining Homeostasis

This is Hamish. In this photo he's my spirit animal.

Welcome to my new blog!  Im' socially awkward but have a great ability to entertain 90% of other humans.  Social niceties sometimes elude me because... well... likely Autism mixed with a rather unusual personality.  But who cares?  You're here for entertainment and I hope to provide this simple luxury.

Ahhh winter.  I'm a truck driver and this is what trucks look like after driving through slush.  It is not generally a problem until you have to disconnect the trailer.  Then there is a lot of cussing, filth, and moisture.  Typically I go through layers upon layers of clothing daily and end up having to wash my entire wardrobe while parading around in my oldest pair of underwear and a house coat after a very long shower.

In winter I feel good for the most part.  I WANT to do things because it's cool as after too many years living in Phoenix, AZ I NEVER WANT TO SWEAT AGAIN.  Of course having a broken body I also have severe allergies to Juniper and Cedar which both pollinate in winter making my nose and eyes rather non functional. Oh, and it triggers asthma. And facial swelling. 

Actually the only thing better in winter is the temps.  And snow.  I do love snow.  Snow is awesome.  

Unless there are 80 mph winds and you loose your greenhouse.

But I digress....

Lately I've been wanting to ride my horses. Being a truck driver I work a lot. A LOT.  I leave at stupid o'clock in the morning and return home about 12-16 hours later. I THINK about riding but the truth is I really don't ride much.  I do muck stalls and feed the large, fuzzy monsters daily.  That counts, right?

And I have fishes. 

Lots of fishes.

But mostly I work.  And play on my phone. Where I find spectacular memes.

And work.

So welcome to my new blog.  I hope to entertain you in the future in all things involved in my life.  Or whatever entertains my weird weird mind. And I'll actually plan out the next installment. Really.

Smiles!